DISCLAIMER:
This list was made a few months before the sudden death of the queen. This was not a conspiracy to assasinate former Queen Elizabeth
List of things I will do once I become Monarch of England.
- Make national anthem “God Save the Queen” by Sex Pistols.
- make all public urinals required to have a printed picture of Margaret Thatcher slightly above the urinal cake.
- Fire Boris Johnson for being stupid by making cows wear masks. Seriously who the hell thinks of this stuff?
- Allow guards to beat the shit out of stupid American tourists trying to annoy the guard that is just doing it’s job.
- Officially label Harry Styles, and One Direction as cringe
- Give a telegram to John Cleese to stop whining like a baby
- Remove U2’s visa to England because they suck.
- Make the national anthem Star Spangled banner for a week as a funny prank.
- Remove the TV license because thats literally stupid.
- All the Harry Style stans will be arrested.
- All Gumbies will get all the privilage in England.
- Make British Country music
- Make gun laws legal so British people dont make that one comeback when an American makes fun of a British person
- Mark Zuckerberg will be arrested
- make 1000 page manifesto about how Green Day isn’t relevant anymore.
- Belle Daphine will be arrested.
- back ally shenkers will be arrested.
- That TikTok guy who compares American schools with British schools will get his visa removed and shipped to Cuba because both countries dont need this cringey guy.
- Make Dentists appointment manditory
- Colonize Venezuela
- Disown Australia
Ok thats my list bye