“Aaaaah rainbow beer is soooo scary because it promotes da LGBBQ which my politicians and magic book doesn’t like Waaaaaah no beer for me”

Ok then, at least we’re going to see less car crashes and wife beatings.

DISCLAIMER:

This list was made a few months before the sudden death of the queen. This was not a conspiracy to assasinate former Queen Elizabeth

List of things I will do once I become Monarch of England.

• Make national anthem “God Save the Queen” by Sex Pistols.
• make all public urinals required to have a printed picture of Margaret Thatcher slightly above the urinal cake. 
• Fire Boris Johnson for being stupid by making cows wear masks. Seriously who the hell thinks of this stuff?
• Allow guards to beat the shit out of stupid American tourists trying to annoy the guard that is just doing it’s job.
• Officially label Harry Styles, and One Direction as cringe
• Give a telegram to John Cleese to stop whining like a baby 
• Remove U2’s visa to England because they suck.
• Make the national anthem Star Spangled banner for a week as a funny prank.
• Remove the TV license because thats literally stupid.
• All the Harry Style stans will be arrested.
• All Gumbies will get all the privilage in England. 
• Make British Country music
• Make gun laws legal so British people dont make that one comeback when an American makes fun of a British person 
• Mark Zuckerberg will be arrested
• make 1000 page manifesto about how Green Day isn’t relevant anymore.
• Belle Daphine will be arrested.
• back ally shenkers will be arrested.
• That TikTok guy who compares American schools with British schools will get his visa removed and shipped to Cuba because both countries dont need this cringey guy.
• Make Dentists appointment manditory
• Colonize Venezuela
• Disown Australia

Ok thats my list bye

Oh yeah Im tryna compose a song.

This is instagram broadcasts but cooler

He is Joe

I am sorry

Grrrr the liberal make me angry and the pronoun too because I don’t understand the new world grrrr. I know only country music and mindlessly agreeing with what the charismatic politician is saying and chanting simple bullshit that only a pea size brain can understand. I also like to refer to a magical book about a magic hippy as the TRUE law of the land because I am angry politic man hahahaha.

I didnt animate for a year :)

i think

I tried to make something but didnt have time. Im like Jame rolfe